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"If I was in Tarkov, I would ..." Continue this sentence.

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If I was in Tarkov, I'd open up shop and become a weapons peddler and whenever someone buys something I'll say "he he he he, thank you," in a very raspy voice.

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If I was in Tarkov, I would get all my guns, get a thick Russian bride, and go make lots of babies and teach them to operate. 

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On 2.01.2017 at 10:54 AM, jacobtj said:

That sounds perfect. 

And they always have to be thick.

Then get one. Voila. Problem solved. Go EOD or have a try at your luck and get a lower pre-order version and see if you get an alpha application.

I'm 19 yo XDD I;m form Poland i dont have enough money to buy this game :< I wil buy it if it cost like 20Eur (120zł)

But right now i want pay for a game which i cant even play ....

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280/5000

"If I were in Tarkov, I would save my comrades would take the risks that it takes to be the best my for the moment I wait for my chance to be selected to participate in the Alpha strongly grow fingers !! cordially c0bra8delta
Happy New Year 2017 has it all!

 

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С Новым годом 2017 для всех!

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If I was in Tarkov, I would learn Russian and then I would help all of you escape... with my sniper rifle, but your brains will stay!

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Edited by DirtyOldMan1976

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If I was in Tarkov, I  would..... escape. 

Ta-da. That was an original one right?! 

 

:)

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If i were in Tarkov i would drink a gatorade to replenish electrolytes when im done with her ;)

Edited by Auvlen
less blunt joke

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If I was in Tarkov, I would get the hell out of Tarkov.

But no, it would definitely be fun and challenging.

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Recon the hell out of it. Find them not so easy spots to get to, as well as looking for any possible well traveled routes.
Learn the environment. ~ Learn it, know it, live it.

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