To the USEC Hatchling in Factory from 20 hours ago: I'm the USEC that took shots at you as you came up the ramp. I'm sorry I tried to blast you with my Kedr but I'm glad we were able to roll together for a short while. We found some Makarovs, I had to stow my smg because I ran out of ammo for it, and then that player scav blasted me with a shotgun on the dorm stairs. I hope against hope you avenged me.
To the kitted Bears near the Shoreline Dock Exit from 20 hours ago: even if Scavs are ahead of you, make sure to watch your backs in the future. It was too easy to walk up behind y'all and dump some rounds into your legs with my Kedr. Oh, and I'm keeping your AKs. Y'all did kinda give 'em to me, after all.