Let's bow our heads in prayer... A supplication to the gods of Tarkov

[Spectator6]

Having some fun with a quote from our very own @Vortex_Bear 

And yeah, hillbilly paster sure sounds passionate! lololol
 

 

[Vortex_Bear]

Hahaha, that's absolutely amazing!! I feel very honored for having created this post that lead to the creation of this video. Love what you have done with it @Spectator6! 😁

I fully stand behind what I posted earlier and I hope that by the time streets of Tarkov gets released, some of these issues and less realistic systems are being reworked and refined, so we can have more immersive and less arcade -style gameplay.

[Spectator6]

@Vortex_Bear

The plot twist here is that all across the world, the people fervently saying this prayer are actually themselves the cultists from EFT's lore. As a premonition, a warning if you will, of what is to come if our beloved EFT does not reach its full potential...

<<<MIND BLOW>>>

Haha!

Edited June 8, 2021 by Spectator6

[Vortex_Bear]

We've come full circle. We're the crazy ones!! People are even so weirded out, nobody else even dares to respond.
This just goes on to prove another point.

BSG Devs: Hey Nikita, you sure cultists are good idea? Seems very far fetched, doesn't fit lore.
Nikita: Will be be will, blyat. Come look video.
*Shows Tarkov Prayer video*
See, Tarkov cultists are real thing, they exist in real life. It's not so unrealistic to have in the game.
BSG Devs: Ok... What is wrong with world?

[Spectator6]

4 minutes ago, Vortex_Bear said:

We've come full circle. We're the crazy ones!! People are even so weirded out, nobody else even dares to respond.
This just goes on to prove another point.

BSG Devs: Hey Nikita, you sure cultists are good idea? Seems very far fetched, doesn't fit lore.
Nikita: Will be be will, blyat. Come look video.
*Shows Tarkov Prayer video*
See, Tarkov cultists are real thing, they exist in real life. It's not so unrealistic to have in the game.
BSG Devs: Ok... What is wrong with world?

This is, hands down, one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this forum!

[paracelsus1981]

On 5/22/2021 at 6:25 PM, Spectator6 said:

Having some fun with a quote from our very own @Vortex_Bear 

And yeah, hillbilly paster sure sounds passionate! lololol
 

 

HAIL KARRAS! Who is Karras, but the Hand of The Builder? What the Builder wills, Karras... does! What the Builder wants, Karras... makes! Prraaiisse to Karras!

[Spectator6]

5 hours ago, paracelsus1981 said:

HAIL KARRAS! Who is Karras, but the Hand of The Builder? What the Builder wills, Karras... does! What the Builder wants, Karras... makes! Prraaiisse to Karras!

I have no idea who Karras is (the warrior in the last picture, perhaps?). But the message sounds cryptic and weird so...

APPROVED!

(hahaha)

[traumacode]

Amen!

 

Signed, the athiest.

[Vortex_Bear]

I had a guy in class with that surname. Not sure if he's worth praying to, but I'll join in, why not.