Alpha keys for the Emissaries in honor of the patch with the Scavs

2.2k · March 31, 2017

Hello Emissaries of Escape from Tarkov!

We are glad to inform you that in honor of the release of the patch with Scavs, each Emissary will receive up to 10 keys to alpha version of Escape from Tarkov for organizing any kind of activity - mini-competition, quiz or distribution.

Each Moderator, Tech Supporter or Bug-tracker Supervisor will receive up to 5 keys.

Contact @Natalino for the keys.

Patch with the Scavs is on the way!

March 31, 2017

On its way today?

1.4k · March 31, 2017

Ooooooooooooooooooooh Get HYPED!

March 31, 2017

I haven't been this excited since the first time I felt a pair of tits!

2.2k · March 31, 2017

1 минуту назад, MadMcardle сказал:

On its way today?

Did I say "today"? But who knows...

March 31, 2017

No but I was just wondering whether I should get out of bed yet or not lol

2.2k · March 31, 2017

1 минуту назад, MadMcardle сказал:

No but I was just wondering whether I should get out of bed yet or not lol

The rest is only in our dreams!

March 31, 2017

2 minutes ago, Blackb1rd said:

Did I say "today"? But who knows...

I could be wrong guys, but I think he's hinting towards something.....

If I'm honest, I'm kinda expecting the patch tomorrow, or next week, or when it's ready

~~Time to waste my gear~~

March 31, 2017

1 minute ago, Blackb1rd said:

The rest is only in our dreams!

I'm not really sure what to make of this

1 minute ago, ArmaSwiss said:

Back to the warmth of the bed with ye! Haha

Too late coffee is on and character armed!

4.9k · March 31, 2017

1.7k · March 31, 2017

please mister nikita buyanov, release it today so i can play it on the one weekend i will be home and able to play tarkov... its my one christmas miracle wish

1.6k · March 31, 2017

Well looks like there are going to be quite a few giveaways

March 31, 2017

vor 3 Stunden schrieb Blackb1rd:

Patch with the Scavs is on the way!

Oh man, long time ago I got so excited

March 31, 2017

What is this mysterious info!? I can't take anymore hype!?!?! Stop teasing us please :bebad:

4.2k · March 31, 2017

1 minute ago, WolfofCalla said:

What is this mysterious info!? I can't take anymore hype!?!?! Stop teasing us please

Mysterious info? There is no mysterious info. What do you mean?

March 31, 2017

4 hours ago, Blackb1rd said:

Patch with the Scavs is on the way!

We know it's on the way but when he says it like this it sounds like it's really really near lol

4.2k · March 31, 2017

20 minutes ago, WolfofCalla said:

We know it's on the way but when he says it like this it sounds like it's really really near lol

lol Okay

2.2k · March 31, 2017

4 часа назад, MadMcardle сказал:

No but I was just wondering whether I should get out of bed yet or not lol

And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon EfT Update's day.

March 31, 2017

1 minute ago, Blackb1rd said:

And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon EfT Update's day.

In the distance I heard a small @Blackb1rd chirp,

Get out of bed you lazy twerp,

For now is not the time in bed to lay,

Did you not here me say it is update day?

2.2k · March 31, 2017

Who will continue our poem? Today there are some shakespears.

March 31, 2017

Just now, Blackb1rd said:

Who will continue our poem? Today there are some shakespears.

Come now thy escapees!

Shakespeare was from Warwickshire the same as me, must be something in the water lol

2.2k · March 31, 2017

ArmaSwiss looks suspiciously like Shakespeare, doesn't he?

March 31, 2017

He sure does, it's a conspiracy I tell you!

March 31, 2017

He is just one of the thousands of incarnations of shakespears living on our blue pearl, some say there are millions more out there in the vast emptiness of space.