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Alpha keys for the Emissaries in honor of the patch with the Scavs

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PauleSchaule

Factory is dirty
My Weapon is Cold
I wait for the update,
keep my expectations on hold 

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Blackb1rd
1 минуту назад, FGulli сказал:

I didn't think Shakespear went around locking poetry that just started to get a little fun ;)

#FUNPOLICE :) 

I'm pretty sure: if Shakespeare was alive - he would have played Escape from Tarkov. :D

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MadMcardle
1 minute ago, Blackb1rd said:

I'm pretty sure: if Shakespeare was alive - he would have played Escape from Tarkov. :D

Lol

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FGulli

It was dark at customs, not yet noon!

I was still playing PMC in light of the moon  

I yelled -"whats the catch?", 

"Bro, where is the patch?"

Then @Blackb1rd leaned in and said "Soon™"

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MadMcardle
1 minute ago, FGulli said:

It was dark at customs, not yet noon!

I was still playing PMC in light of the moon  

I yelled -"whats the catch?", 

"Bro, where is the patch?"

Then @Blackb1rd leaned in and said "Soon™"

Awesome! 

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EdwardLeaf

Damn ive run out of rep all on this one topic, such great poems.

 

also my contribution; 

Empty hallway, suddenly a boom,

one man runs out of his room,

Oh no, not enough zoom,

soon ill meet my doom.

Edited by leeztu
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PauleSchaule
2 minutes ago, ArmaSwiss said:

 

little bit scared now ^^

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EdwardLeaf
1 minute ago, ArmaSwiss said:

T'was the night before patch day, and all through the forums.

All the users were buzzing, even the Blackb1rd, the famous.

The patch notes hung, pinned to the forum with care.

In hopes that the patch, would soon be there.

The users posting, hyped for the day.

While visions of Scavving, and how they would slay.

 

 

Man, you made me go "Oh my gawd" so many times with those rhymes.

I hope your future shines and remember, dont step on them mines.

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Olloch

Can we get an admin in here to clean this thread up?

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SA-AT
5 hours ago, Gixxer6er said:

I haven't been this excited since the first time I felt a pair of tits!

:D me too

 

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EdwardLeaf
2 minutes ago, Olloch said:

Can we get an admin in here to clean this thread up?

Blackb1rd and ArmaSwiss are already here.

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Perilous

Wake up this morning, checking the forums, hoping this boredom will be lift off my shoulders.

Losing my patience, when I know it's just 'round a corner, I'm a roaring BEAR who wants to summon a storm

to get past 1326, to open the door to things we haven't seen before and see some more sh*t fixed.

Don't you worry @Blackb1rd, you got my full support, I just can't wait to scorch some USECs with my torch :useriously::begreat:

 

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iGoodLifeNL

Share the love:x

Im bad in math but look under my name. @Blackb1rd.

5+10 = 15?:$

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Ripper203
58 minutes ago, Blackb1rd said:

I'm pretty sure: if Shakespeare was alive - he would have played Escape from Tarkov. :D

I'd love to read his poems about his favourite Tarkov moments.

Where art thou Friendly Tomohawker?

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Blackb1rd
14 минуты назад, iFunkyNL сказал:

Share the love:x

Im bad in math but look under my name. @Blackb1rd.

5+10 = 15?:$

This is not summarized. B|

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Natalino
18 minutes ago, iFunkyNL said:

Share the love:x

Im bad in math but look under my name. @Blackb1rd.

5+10 = 15?:$

 

Bad calculation you got there. For me it looks like this:

Emissar / Moderator

10 / 5 = 2   So you get two. xD 

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Olloch

Poetry and math in the same thread. I'm learning a bunch today. :)

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iGoodLifeNL
4 minutes ago, Natalino said:

Bad calculation you got there. For me it looks like this:

Emissar / Moderator

10 / 5 = 2   So you get two. xD 

Here in the netherlands my disorder is called discalculie. i mis hear if someone says 47 i write 74, and the other way around and stuff :(. Atleast nobody is perfect. but i was close tough.-_-

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EdwardLeaf
10 minutes ago, iFunkyNL said:

Here in the netherlands my disorder is called discalculie. i mis hear if someone says 47 i write 74, and the other way around and stuff :(. Atleast nobody is perfect. but i was close tough.-_-

My ex had that, bad stuff, :/ Im pretty sure its called Dyscalculi pretty much everywhere just like the "reading/writing disorder" is Dyslexia pretty much everywhere.

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iGoodLifeNL
5 minutes ago, leeztu said:

My ex had that, bad stuff, :/ Im pretty sure its called Dyscalculi pretty much everywhere just like the "reading/writing disorder" is Dyslexia pretty much everywhere.

Yeah! #Feelsbadman ! 

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EdwardLeaf
Just now, iFunkyNL said:

Yeah! #Feelsbadman ! 

I feel you man.

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LePatrick

Good news for users ;) Some activities in preparation :) 

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HajDEO

thanks! and still good job devs!

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vicwiz007

the more the merrier

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Undecieved07

How about a free style rap? 

Drop the beat!

 

Tarkov's ma'hood and salewa is in ma'blood

BEARs and SCAVS Tryinna make mah'vains flood 

Fortunatly , I roll with an armyyy, my brothers in TAW, they bleed for meeee 

Wanna get in fast and get out heavyyyyy, use your fingers and PM meeee....

 

Stop the beat!

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