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MyMomSaysImLazy

Betrayed by a friend

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MyMomSaysImLazy

Hi, first of all I want to start of this story by stating my name, Lazy. That's what my mom calls me anyways.... to the story.

Its a bright sun-rise in Tarkov, I start the day with some crackers I found at factory location, and use some lube from a Salewa med kit and have my morning pleasure session,

i then take my trusted makarov to a factory raid to get some screws and electric items, to my trusty American trader to get him to trust me more so I can buy a mp5,

i finally get it and I'm so happy :-)  I think to myself... mhmm I have no armor, how could I possibly bring a mp5 into a shoreline raid without getting killed by cocaine abusing scavs,

i eat some tuna and rethink.... i decided in a quick decision to get some balls and just do it without, I enter it and end up by some paramedic trucks down by the beach, I carefully

light up a cigarette, the smell of the diarrhea running down my leg was to bad... but I keep going to the gas station but on the way there I see a poor naked fellow on a little island,

where I know you need to run over a boat to cross, but I am very scared of boats, got raped by one when I was 6 (very scary) so I wiggle to the little fellow and Surprisingly,

he wiggles back! I know how lonely tarkov can be so now I have a little friend, he runs across the boat to greet me, I try to say hi, but scavs a year agoo ripped out my tounge,

and the same happened to him!!!! Haha we brothers now, so without the ability to speak, we wiggle like crazy and are happy to see eachother, he's beautiful body was really 

glossed up in the sunlight, he was attractive (no lies) he's USEC patch was nice too, I like a man in he's uniform :-) anyways.... we keep walking, we are 20 meters from the gas 

station, and I could hear a big loud BANG, and he gets hit in he's leg, and I furiously grab my mp5 and SPRAAAAAY!!!!!!!! All around me, to protect him, 2 scavs down right away,

we run together behind the gas station to get good cover, i once again SPRAAAAAY!!!!!!! And euthanize 4 more like a real boss player, he looks at me... admires my great skill in 

combat, now I know maybe when we get out of this dangerous warzone, we can maybe use that Salewa med kit lube together  he loots up and wiggles like crazy, makes 

me so happy to see him happy, he gently puts down a car med mit as a gift, I take it and heal my wounds... but give it back as a kind gesture, he takes it and we move on the the 

exit, I feel a strong bond between us, like brothers, we stealthly move up to a office right before the exit, I move in before him (better my life then he's) and a Ding a scav right in the 

face, I let him loot the guy, and we move up to get some more cash upstairs, I've seen how he looked at my ass while walking out of the office, that stare I will never forget, 

we are finally done, I go to the the crate before the exit, I shoot my great victory rounds with the AK I looted I  the air, I wiggle for him to get the crate, he does... we walk in to the 

exit room together, I jump and wiggle in joy but he just stands there and looks me deep in the eyes, and BAM. He shoots me with a shotgun 5 sec before escape, seriously....... Sgt_Gunner, if you ever see this. duck You man, duck you  thx for reading guys, like Tupac said: Trust no one.

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McLovn

Damn that's cold. I don't kill wigglers but I keep them at an arms length and never turn my back to them.

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