"If I was in Tarkov, I would ..." Continue this sentence.

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Settle down on scav island and raise a family of marauding scav babies. I would find a nice scav to marry and try to avoid his in-laws. I would isolate him from his friends and become insanely jealous. Then over time as we save by looting shoreline over and over again, eventually, we would buy a timeshare in the scav house on woods and go there in the summers. Our marriage would fall apart after i caught him getting tea bagged by a bear. Then I would get revenge by going out to factory during the night and doing a sexy wiggle for a usec hatchling and seduce him for revenge. All of this and at the end of the day I would still feel dead inside and longing for more bitcoins. 

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