it all makes sense now

[Complex_Basics]

the PMCs were given superhuman abilities by the aliens that made tarkov go bad, the aliens want to make humanity look like a good species instead of blood thirsty murders. the kind shall be spared, while the cruel will be disintegrated by their super heat beam of death

 

if you have no brain to recognize, this is indeed a joke

[LunaTerra]

6 minutes ago, Complex_Basics said:

if you have no brain to recognize, this is indeed a joke

Wow thank you for the clarification. 

[KhandE]

No you see this isn't a joke.

A joke makes at least a slight amount of sense and more importantly, is actually remotely funny.

[NrOneHeadband]

okay.

[Enchalada]

[bjuckan]

I feel you man.... I just got out of a raid on shoreline. I fired 88 shots. I KNOW I HIT LIKE 20-30 ROUNDS INTO MULTIPLE PPL! First 10 in each mag was BP 7.62 rounds. I got 3 hits and 150 dmg, I looted 222 East. And then went on to complete a mission. EXIT

Not only did the game not register any hits at all more or less..... I also ducking got a run trough exit status. WTF!?!

If the next patch ain't godlike i'm not spending another minute in this game. I have waited 4 wipes now but my patience is very, very, very soon over....

 

My list of SH*T that needs fixes is:

- For the love of God!!!!!!! make the game utilize the GPU (GTX 1080 and I'm puking all over due to the fact my pc feels like a timemachine to 1990 in Tarkov)

- For the love of Odin fix the hit registration (I'm not gonny elaborate more on this..... )

- For the love of Balance fix the armor system vs bullets (Right now everything eats bullets other than BS rounds)

- For the love of ANTIGRIND up the EP-points like to the double (It's on the point of pulling my hair grindy now)

- For the love of rant lists fix this and more so that I can carry on and do nothing...

 

Peace out

Rantius Pontius of Tarkovius

 

 

[Complex_Basics]

On 9/16/2018 at 6:40 AM, KhandE said:

No you see this isn't a joke.

A joke makes at least a slight amount of sense and more importantly, is actually remotely funny.

your actually right.

except jokes dont need to make sense, half of the jokes that have ever been told could not happen. plus most of the comedy we have is about people, not about things that were made individually. (if you count the numerous political and cultural jokes)

[xxXDovahkiinXxx]

Hehe, i just dont get why people can let others post something that isnt complaints. Good on you sir.