[Win an Alpha Key] Make the forum Laugh!

[Natalino 5,266]

The holidays are here and it is time to laugh and enjoy your time. And it is a time for gifts and presents. And I have 3 alpha keys ready to jump into your inbox. Let’s cut to the chase, this is a contest to win yourself into the alpha or win it to your friend; so the catch is simply as followed:

 

1.       Make one comment in this thread that is not more than 200 words and not more than 3 pictures in total or 1 video but not more than 20 seconds.

2.       Cannot have more than one comment/post.

3.       Your comment needs to follow the above guideline and the forum rules. Anything else will disqualify you.

4.       To be selected as the winner, your comment needs to be the most funny or entertaining one.

5.       The winner will be 3 of the top most comments that have been given reputation by other members.

6.       The members that give the comment a reputation must be either forum staff or owner of a pre-order pack (To insure not having alt fake accounts and fair ground).

7.       If there are more than 3 that have the same amount of reputation given, then the winners will be the earliest one, the last one and one in the middle. (To give everyone a chance from any time zone)

 

Let the fun begin and the rest of the members who give the rep, make sure to use your reps nicely and get us a true winner.  Good Luck!

 

Winners will be announced sometime on Sunday 25th of December.

[ckshame 6]

We all see this face when we look into the mirror ;-)

[Brainix 14]

My feelings because I can't play the game yet:

 

[PotatoMash 81]

I'll just leave this here...

[SpuZz 4]

Hey, this is my first post. It is going to be classical 'your mom' joke. I hope there are some fellow programmers that find this funny

 

[starwars5581 18]

A woman and a man are in love. Both are twenty-five and one day, the man proposes to the woman. She agrees to marry him, but under one condition: The man should never open the drawer under the bed.

Fast foward thirty years, and the couple are celebrating their 30th anniversary. The man finally demands: "Victoria, I have been married to you for thirty years; I think it is time that I know what is in the drawer." Victoria shows him the contents of the drawer.

In it are two eggs and a stash of three-hundred euros. The man was perplexed: "Victoria, what is the meaning of this? Why did you want to hide it from me?".

"Everytime I cheated on you I placed two eggs in the drawer."

The man was momentarily angry, but then calmed down: "Victoria, if you promise never to cheat on me again, I will forgive you. In thirty years, I can understand that love can be tough sometimes. But, what is that stash of money?"

She replied: "Everytime the drawer was full I sold the eggs".

 

[counter2215 3]

Just beacause

[K1Fighter 7]

                             

New  vehicle

 

 

Edited December 23, 2016 by K1Fighter

[-Brat 17]

Classic Alpha moments of almost every game.

Edited December 23, 2016 by -Brat

[Peerun 12]

 

[finalshadow 2]

The 2016 United States presidential election. Try democracy they said. It's amazing they said.

[SeptaBusOrgy 2]

Here's me telling a joke

 

 

[Illuminutter 9]

Last night I was lying in my bed, gazing up at the beautiful stars in the sky. Thinking to myself...

Where the hell is my roof?

 

What happens to an illegally parked frog?

They get toad.

 

Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

 

What do you call birds that stick together?

Velcrows

 

I'm sorry for the bad jokes, I just want that alpha key.  

 

[skullhead51 20]

23 hours ago, Mike_trx said:

I'll just leave this here...

One of the best videos that came from that:

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8719730

Never forget Derpasaurus/Swagasaurus Rex.

Edited December 24, 2016 by skullhead51

[TheColdVein 4,106]

Made this in Photoshop.

 

[SoV-Dito 10]

Butterfield 1

[crow2k 0]

Hello ! I'll try my best. I hope you like it.

 

 

[romanticpor 0]

For real, I am a good shooter..

 

:b

[brenod3d 12]

stalker lvl 100 like me!

 

 

[bradykatler 13]

Reposting because I put wrong memes

[Bojanglez 0]

 I really need to play this game lol

Edited December 24, 2016 by Bojanglez

[Trufflex 52]

Enjoy guys.

I found atlantis!!!

Artificial intelligenc?


Where the best BBQ happens

[CleanlyYapper7 5]

Dwarf Shortage 0_0

[SA-AT 119]

[CyBerFreaK 1]

have FUN DUDES Happy X-mas