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Tarkov Lottery Giveaway *SPECIAL EVENT* (May 18 2019)

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   Welcome to the Tarkov lottery! Where every week I will try to list several fantastic (or not so fantastic) prizes that you can win! This week is a special occasion! I am celebrating the fact that I am now rich enough to stand atop a giant pile of money and laugh at the Tarkov plebs! So naturally, I am throwing a lottery event so big, it may knock me back to middle class!

   Simplified non-English Instructions are included at the bottom of this post / Tarkov Lotterie: Die Regeln in Deutsch findest du am Ende des Posts / Lotería de Tarkov: Reglas simplificadas disponibles en Español al final del post. / Tarkovskie Losowanie: Zasady dostępne pod koniec posta. /

   How does this work? Simple: pick a number between 1 and 100. At 11:00 PM Eastern time on Saturday, I will roll two D-10 dice to come up with a number. The person with the number closest to what I roll will win the prize.

   You are limited to one guess, which you can change BEFORE 11:00 PM Eastern time. Keep in mind time differences, as I will roll the dice at 8 PM Pacific, or 3 AM GMT (which is technically Sunday for all you Europeans). 

   You are limited to one prize per week: once you win, your number will not be considered for other rolls. Prizes must be claimed within a week of me rolling the dice.

   In the event that more than one person picks the same number, the person who guessed first will get the prize. Likewise, if there is a tie for closest number, the person who guessed first will win the prize. Winners will be contacted through a private message. Unclaimed prizes will be given to a contentious conspiracy of lackluster lemurs. To the winners, take note: due to my in-game message boards being glitchy, it is highly recommended that you respond through private message in the forums if I am not replying in-game. This is especially true this week, given the numbers of prizes.


First Prize: Kiba Gun Store Key SET
You heard that right: both Kiba Keys. I’m not pulling any nonsense where I give you only one. These keys allow you to loot up arguably the best room outside of labs. Short on murder tools? USE THE KEYS. Short on cash? USE THE KEYS? Short on cash but have too much gear fear? Well, you could sell them, which would technically be USING THE KEYS. This prize is valued at 2 – 2.5 million rubles.

Second Prize: A Custom Built Gun by ME!!!!!

Yeah, a wee bit of a cop out on this one. No matter: name your favorite gun, and your playstyle and I will throw money around until you get the murder tool you deserve! I will spare no expense in pimping the hell out of whatever you request. Think of this as one of the worst Gunsmith quests in the game, only this time you are simply on the receiving end. Estimated value? Varries between 50-700K, depending on what you request.

Third Prize: Keytool
This prize allows you to throw 16 keys into one slot, effectively letting you open dozens of doors with one secure container spot. Keys not included, but if you wanted you could just buy them from me in the market : P
Prize valued at 700K

Fourth Prize: RPK
This beautiful gun is for people who just don’t give a $#@!#. Its pretty simple to use: pull the trigger and allow death to pour out. This gun comes with recoil reducing stock, Vortex holographic sight, and a handle. That was kinda anticlimactic, so I’ll just throw a drum filled with fancypants ammo on there. Value? Who knows, I wasn’t paying attention when I made it, and don’t feel like spreadsheeting atm. Prior to the patch, somewhere around 300K? Significantly less now: the bloody handle actually cost close to the same amount as the actual gun.

Fifth Prize: A Dollar
Don’t know why this shows a fiver. Historically, this dollar could buy a lot! If you have an empty billfold, this is exactly what you need to fill it to capacity! Billfold not included.
Prize valued at one dollar.

Sixth Prize: Bakers Dozen (13) condensed Milk
According to the can, I need to notify you of an allergy warning.  WARNING: CONTAINS MILK.

This thing has almost as much sugar as well….. actual sugar. Not sure how they fit so much in the can, but these tend to sell well in the marketplace. (Note: Brand, and whether or not the cans I give you are actually real are subject to change without notice). Prize valued at 350K.

Seventh Prize: 3 Bitcoin
Well, actually 0.6 bitcoin. The currency of conspiracy theorists, organized criminals, corrupt governments. Its some pretty South Sea Company level stuff. Invest at your own discretion. Value is estimated at 360 K. Image shamelessly stolen from the Tarkov Wiki.

8th Prize: 2 Mosins
These are nothing too special. I wouldn’t call them garbage rods either. These are above your typical mosins, but nothing fancypants. Good for most mechanic quests. These mosins are worth about 90K apiece.

9th Prize: Army Crackers
Apparently, MRE reviewers usually give kudos to Russian army crackers. This prize is valued at almost nothing.

10th Prize: Fancypants Helmet
    Holy crap, this is going on and on. I don’t really feel like writing descriptions at this point. Same deal: I took a pretty good item, and threw money at this. It comes with four-eyed nightvision, an extra armor plate to the forehead. This also comes with both face protection, or audio augmentation. Some assembly on your end, you cant attach face protection and audio enhancers at the same time. Prize valued at 0.5 mil (ish?)

11th Prize: Sprats
   Sprats are gross. Some people will spend almost no money on them however.

12th Prize: “Functional” VEPR

13th Prize: Dual Glocks
I am just really spent at this point and want to get it posted. One is semi auto with a silencer, and another one spews bullets on full auto at an absurd rate. To make things easier, I filled them with RIP rounds and used oversized drums. Not bothering with a price estimate at this point: you get what you see.


Sometime on Friday I will roll for two prizes of 500K rubles. Winning an early bird prize DOES NOT impede your ability to win other prizes in the main draw (roll?). 


Even though this is posted in the English Speaking Forums, this is a game for everybody. If you would like to see a new language added, send me a private message. Currently I hoping to get translations in French and Russian. If you are interested in translating, send me a private message! Special thanks to Arzzet and others for making this easier for everyone to play. 

Dies ist ein Tippspiel in dem du Preise gewinnen kannst. Tippe einfach eine Nummer zwischen 1 und 100. Am Ende der Spielzeit werde ich mit zwei D10-Würfeln eine Nummer für jeden Preis bestimmen. Ist deine getippte Nummer am nächsten dran gewinnst du! Bei Gleichstand gewinnt der zuerst abgegebene Tipp. Eure Tipps können bis 23 Uhr Toronto Zeit, am Datum das im Titel steht (entspricht 5 Uhr morgens deutscher Zeit(MESZ) am folgenden Tag), abgegeben werden. Die Gewinner werden hier im Forum bekannt gegeben und erhalten eine PM mit Anweisungen wie man seinen Preis erhält. Die Preise müssen innerhalb einer Woche nach dem Würfeln beansprucht werden. Wenn du kein Englisch sprichst oder damit unsicher bist teile mir deine bevorzugte Sprache mit und ich kann die PMs mit den Anweisungen übersetzen lassen.

Se trata de simplemente de un juego de adivinar el número en el que podéis ganar premios. Elige un número del 1 al 100. Al final del concurso voy a lanzar dados de 10 caras para obtener el número para cada premio: si tu número es el que mas se acerca, ganas! En caso de empate, la persona que haya elegido su número primero gana. Las apuestas de números terminan a las 11PM hora de Toronto (5AM hora española) de la fecha que indica el titulo del post ( Por tanto serán las 5AM del día siguiente a la fecha del título) . Los ganadores serán anunciados mediante post en el hilo y recibirán un mensaje privado con las instrucciones sobre cómo reclamar sus premios. Los premios deben ser reclamados en una semana tras el lanzamiento de dados. Si no hablas ingles o no tienes mucha confianza con tu nivel de ingles, menciona tu lengua preferida y te mandaré un mensaje privado traducido.

Prosto to jest gra gdzię trzeba zgadnąć numer za który można dostać nagrody. Wybierz numer między 1 i 100. Na koniec gry rzucę 10-stronną kość żeby otrzymać numer dla każdą nagrodę: Jeśli twój numer jest najbliższy, wygrałeś! W pszypadku więzi, wygrywa ten kto wpisał numer wcześniej  Wpis numerów kończy się o 11PM godzina w Toronto ( 5AM Polska godzina ) tego samego dnia w tytule ( w zasadzie to będzie 5AM następnego dnia od tego co pisze w tytule ). Zwycięzcy zostaną ogłoszeni w tym samym poście y przez prywatną wiadomość dostaną informacje żeby otrzymać nagrody. Nagrody muszą odzyskać się najwyżej tydzień po losowaniu. Jeśli nie mówisz po angielsku lub nie poprawnie, odpisz nazwę ulubionego języka y odpiszę przetłumaczoną prywatną wiadomość

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I go for 33 again. Good luck everyone ;)

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Imma have to go with the number 83! GL everyone! 😘

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Very Nice Idea 👍


My Number 77

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i need those crackers thx

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